Twas the night before Christmas and all though the house,
everyone felt SHITTY even the mouse.
Mom on the pot, Dad smokin grass.
I just settled down for a nice piece of ass.
When on the roof I head such a clatter,
I sprang from my piece to see whats the matter!
On the roof I saw an old prick,
I knew in a second it must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
I knew in a second that old fucker had fell!
He filled the stockings with whiskey and beer,
and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thundering fart!
That ASSHOLE blew my chimney apart!
As he swore and he cussed as he rode outa sight,
"FUCK YOU ALL, IT'S BEEN HELL of a NIGHT!"
Happy holidays from J. Serrao Naughty Designs - Vindictively Naughty
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